Are you ready, kids?

(ALL) Aye, aye, Captain!

I can't hear you.

(ALL) Aye, aye, Captain!

# Ohh...

# Who lives in a pineapple # under the sea?

(ALL) SpongeBob SquarePants!

# Absorbent and yellow # and porous is he.

(ALL) SpongeBob SquarePants!

# If nautical nonsense # be something you wish.

(ALL) SpongeBob SquarePants!

# Then drop on the deck # and flop like a fish.

-(ALL) SpongeBob SquarePants! -Ready?

(ALL) SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

(LAUGHS)

(Music)

(Dramatic music)

(Music)

I know exactly what I'm gonna eat today!

Wait, why did I come in here, again?

Lemme guess...

Don't tell me.

Hmm, starts with a K.

(SIGHS)

(GRUNTS)

# Throwin' patties on the grill.

# Juggling ingredients. # Trying not to spill.

# The grill aflame. Work is a game.

# When I'm done, you'll have a bun. # Full of yum, yum, yum. #

Huh?

Yes!

My plan is working perfectly.

Minus the third degree burns. Ooh!

(HUMS)

And now, for my clever escape. Hey!

Where do you think you're going? Ahh!

Trying to sneak out before the big delivery, huh?

No need to get cold feet, little patty.

You'll be very happy in your new home. Oh, no!

I'm gonna be late for my delivery!

(VOCALIZES)

Whoop!

(Heroic music)

Eighty minutes later.

(Heroic music)

(HUMS)

Don't worry, little patty, you're almost home.

Huh? Ohh! Wait!

Whoa!

Ohh!

Whoa!

Hey, something soft broke my fall.

Thanks, patty.

(Animal noises)

Patty, I don't think we're in Bikini Bottom anymore.

(Bird screeches)

We must be lost in the deep Goo Sea.

I guess we'll miss the delivery.

I've let down poor, old Mr. Krabs.

Hey, where are you going?

I'm just going to the, uh...little patty's room?

(LAUGHS) Oh, why didn't you say so?

I'll discreetly turn around and give you a little privacy.

(GIGGLES) Hey, wait a minute.

I don't make little patties.

Nice try, Plankton.

(CHUCKLES) (GRUNTS)

Get back here.

Wait a minute, we're marooned!

We have to make this patty last.

It's our only food until we're rescued.

(GRUNTS) So? What's your point?

If we're gonna survive, we'll have to share.

Huh, share?

You've got yourself a deal, big boy!

Aww, put 'er there, pal.

Here, you can have the first bite.

Make it a small one.

Don't mind if I do.

That's strange.

Uh, Plankton?

This patty tastes a little...angry.

Plankton.

Whaa!

Whoa-oh!

Plankton! You're okay!

Oh, I thought I lost you.

Uhh, SpongeBob?

(ROARS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

Enough!

Sorry.

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

We have to start looking for shelter before it gets dark.

What about Mr. Snake Monster? Can he come stay with us?

No.

Sorry. I tried.

(GRUNTS) Not too shabby.

Yep.

Plankton, could you move your leg over a little?

It's a bit cramped in here.

Ah!

Hey, lucky these thorns broke our fall.

Yeah, lucky me.

Hey, this place looks pretty spacious.

We can really do a lot with this place.

Over there can be your room. That could be my room.

Oh, it's a little dark back here, isn't it?

Hey, I can hear my echo.

Does it feel a little wet in here to you?

Hey, look. I found a light switch.

(Growling)

(BOTH SCREAM)

Oh, hey, Plankton.

New plan.

Let's grab a bite to eat.

Ooh, look!

Bananers!

Hmm. Gah.

Wha!

Finally, some grub!

Let's eat.

Mama!

(BOTH) Aww!

(Growling)

(ROARS)

(CHUCKLES) Uhh.

Oh!

Should we eat this rock?

I'll eat anything.

(Dramatic music)

(ROARS)

(BOTH SCREAM)

Ah! Ah!

Ow! Leave us alone!

(MUNCHES)

Hey!

Aha!

(Bell dings)

(Light music)

(Bell dings)

(Bell dings)

Great work out there today.

Ohh, it's just not the same without you.

(SIGHS) It's just not the same without you.

SpongeBob? Yes, Plankton?

Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Yep, I can't decide either.

Do the company sports jerseys look better in beige or green?

No, you imbecile.

It's time for us to am-scray and get

back home without the monsters noticing.

They're watching us everywhere, Plankton.

Run for it!

(PANTS) Yah!

Nose dive!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

(SCREAMING) Too many monsters!

Ahh!

SpongeBob, I have an idea.

Follow my lead.

All right, monsters.

We'll go back to work and whip up some nice coconut patties.

In fact, we have a big, delicious surprise for you.

You just have to close your eyes.

Good!

Now stick your fingers in your ears and sing, la, la, la, la.

(SINGING) La, la, la, la, la.

Now, run!

Whoa!

Yeah!

(ALL ROAR)

Goodbye, friends who kept us captive by threatening to eat us!

Great thinking back there, Plankton.

How about we celebrate our victory?

(BOTH) Cheers!

Hm, wait. Why are we heading back to the island?

I think the island is heading back to us.

Uh-oh.

(ROARS)

Ahh!

(Beach rumbling)

Comin' through!

Ah!

Ohh!

Hm? Phew.

(SCREAMS)

That was a close one.

(SCREAMS)

You're late, SpongeBob.

Where have you been the last six years?

Mr. Krabs!

(SIGHS) Well, it was nice while it lasted.

It's an earthquake!

Run for your lives!

(ALL SCREAM)

Not me restaurant!

(BURPS)

(MUNCHES)

Ah!

I know what I want to eat today!

I'll have one coco patty.

Comin' right up, for a nominal service charge.

(GIGGLES) All's well that ends well, eh, Plankton?

(GAPS) Oh, no! Where's Plankton?

(Light music)

Rawr, rawr, we're alone at last.

(Light music)

Good morning, Patrick.

(RINGS BELL)

Good morning, SpongeBob!

Wanna go for a bike ride through jellyfish fields?

You bet your square pants I do!

(LAUGHS) Oh, I love bike riding.

(GIGGLES)

I forgot I don't have a bike.

No problem. I have a spare.

Hmm. Uh-oh.

Hold on, it'll just take me a minute to find it. Hm!

Sorry, Patrick, I just can't seem to...

(MEOWS)

Find it.

(LAUGHS) Check out this sweet ride!

Thanks Gare Bear.

(MEOWS)

(GRUNTS)

Come on, SpongeBob! Follow me!

(GRUNTS)

Oh, yeah. I don't know how to ride a bike.

(CRIES)

I guess I can't go bike riding with you, SpongeBob!

Now, don't you worry your pretty, pink, pointy head.

I can teach you how to be an expert bicyclist.

Oh, nice!

I'm gonna be an icicle mist!

Lesson one: How to properly sit on a bike.

Face forward, arms parallel but loose,

both feet placed firmly on the sand.

Uh, okay, then.

Uh, here I go.

Turn around. Other side.

Uh... Ahh! But not quite.

Okay, uh, gettin' there.

(MUFFLED) How's this?

Uh, maybe we need a more hands-on approach.

Handlebars grasped firmly,

tushy planted, feet stable, and ta-da!

(LAUGHS) I did it!

Don't worry, you just need to get the hang of it.

Yeah, almost got it.

Ah!

Nearly there.

Close.

(SCREAMS)

You know, Patrick, I think you have gravity trouble.

I don't know what you're talkin' about.

Uh-huh.

Those should keep you upright.

Maybe some training wheels.

That'll make you a little more stable.

(SCOFFS) That's what my psychiatrist says.

Oh!

(GRUNTS) Yah.

Ooh, ah. Yow!

(SCREAMS)

Uh...

Ow!

Ow!

Time to check under the hood.

Whoa, just as I thought.

Your brain's a bit unbalanced.

Ow!

Ah-whoo-hoo!

Now give it a try.

Rah-hoo-hoo!

I think someone's ready to pedal!

I think so, too!

(LAUGHS) Who?

That's it. Now, pedal nice and easy.

(GIGGLES) And don't you let go!

Don't worry, buddy.

I won't take my hands off this bike.

I promise.

(GIGGLES) I'm doing it!

(LAUGHS) Hey!

Huh?

I didn't let go!

Ohh! (SCREAMS)

You need something to help you focus.

Way ahead of ya.

Mmm.

Ooh, hello.

Yeah, it's working, Patrick! You're doing great!

(MUNCHES)

Huh?

(SCREAMS)

For now, just observe me.

Take a closer look and see how it's done.

Ow, ow!

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

Watch my feet, and do what I do.

Ooh.

That's it. Now you're getting it.

Now pedal just a little bit faster.

Faster? Oh, ohh.

(BOTH SCREAM)

Oh, a little too fast there, Patrick.

Just relax. I'm relaxed!

(SCREAMS)

(BOTH SCREAM)

I'm so happy we have some time to ourselves, Puffykins.

Without any interruptions from...

(Screaming)

Look out!

Sponge!

Bob!

What in the name of all that's salty are you two dipsy doodles...

Squidward. What?

Squidward!

La da dee la da dum.

(SCREAMS)

Of course.

(ALL SCREAM)

(ALL SCREAM)

Hi, Mrs. Puff.

Hello, SpongeBob.

You know, I'm having a little trouble trying

to teach Patrick how to ride a bicycle.

Have you ever had trouble teaching a student, Mrs. Puff?

(GROANS)

(SIGHS) Some people are just unteachable.

(SCREAMS)

(Screaming)

Unteachable?

Unteach! That's it!

Thanks, Mrs. Puff!

We're having our next date at home.

You know what your problem is, Patrick?

Your brain is just too full of unimportant knowledge.

Yeah, it is pretty jam-packed.

Or is it packed with jam?

We need to make some room in your head for bike riding.

Let's see. Do you remember how to brush your teeth?

Of course.

I even know how to comb my teeth.

Uh!

Well, now you don't.

Whoo-hoo! Uh!

How to watch TV? Nah, not important.

Put on your pants? Overrated.

Family? Ehh. Unnecessary.

Many memories later.

Uh-huh....

Patrick, what is your name?

Who is I?

Ooh, I think someone's finally ready to ride a bicycle!

(Thrilling music)

(Eerie music)

(Horn squeaks)

All right, Patrick, you're ready.

There's just one more thing to remember--have fun.

Fun!

I have no knowledge of bike riding.

Huh? Patrick, get off that bike before it's too late!

Don't worry, SpongeBob.

It's just Bread Man's Hill.

That's not Bread Man's Hill, it's Dead Man's Hill!

Wha--is that worse?

It sounds worse.

It is worse!

Ohh no!

Whoa!

Whoa!

SpongeBob, I'm doing it!

(LAUGHS) I'm bicycling!

(ALL CHEER)

(Cheering)

(Alarm)

In honor of becoming the greatest bicyclist who has

ever lived, I present you the key to Bikini Bottom.

Oh, and the lock!

(CHANTING) Patrick! Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!

Patrick?

Oh, thank Neptune you're okay.

Of course I'm okay.

I'm an expert bicyclist now.

Patrick, you crashed all the way down Dead Man's Hill.

Hmm.

(GRUNTS)

You've been in a coma for six weeks.

Whoa! A new personal best.

Sorry I couldn't teach you how to ride a bike, Patrick.

Who needs a dumb bike?

I am a bike!

(LAUGHS) Hop on, buddy!

Let's roll!

(BOTH LAUGH)

Whee!

Ohh!

I don't know how to ride a Patrick.