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(Upbeat music)
(Low whirring)
That was embarrassing.
I did.
I'm training my student
in the ancient Jag-Jitsu art of suburban camouflage.
Why don't you ask the recycling bin.
(Screams)
This is Gloria.
Gloria, this is science kid.
-Hey, science kid.
That girl shot you down hard.
-But you're in luck. I'm not only a Jag-Jitsu sensei.
I'm also a love sensei,
and I know how to get you that date you want.
I didn't think he could make me into a recycling bin,
but look at me now.
Only I get to say "let's do it."
Let's do it.
(Upbeat music)
(Clears throat)
Can't you see I'm busy... Judge Munchy?!
I had no idea. So sorry about that!
I crushed it this morning.
Okay! It's three days old!
I'll try, Judge Munchy!
Here, a snow cone for your friend.
The target is in sight.
This is my mission,
so I get to make up the words.
I'm about to transform you into a hero.
Well, science kid,
Lex said she wants a snow cone for her dog, Reggie, so...
That's right.
Gloria's gonna steal the snow cone.
That's when you say, "Hey, you!
Get your dang hands off that snow cone!"
-Then I'll pretend to be scared, run off,
and you'll be a hero.
Even though in a real fight, I would destroy you.
It's okay.
I'm sure enough for the both of us.
Gloria, make your sensei proud.
-Hey, girl! Gimme that snow cone!
(Gasps)
Whoa! (Reggie barks)
-Curses!
The only thing that can stop Jag-Jitsu is more Jag-Jitsu.
# I got, you got me #
# We got this #
# I like the odds when we're side-by-side #
# I like the sound of that #
# Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right #
# I like the sound of that #
# And when things go up and friends are on it #
# 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ##
(Upbeat music)
(Inhales deeply)
(Exhales)
How's it going, science kid?
Yeah, how is it going?
Language!
Don't worry. Gloria and I are here to help.
Who are you talking to? (Screams)
This is a good lesson.
I help everyone, but not everyone can see how I do it.
Why aren't you writing this down?
-You said never to leave a paper trail, Sensei.
-Using my own words against me.
You're learning.
(Upbeat music)
(Hot air balloon hisses)
Look out below!
Hey, guys. What do you think of my new ride?
I got it to fly over the Snow Cone Festival
to give out free samples.
Hey, do you mind holding this until I get back?
Gotta milk Cash the Cow or she gets grumpy.
(Moos angrily)
I'm coming! Hold on to your udders.
(Clears throat)
(Upbeat music)
There you are!
-Hey, science kid.
Your love sensei's back with a new plan.
We choreographed a whole fight.
Gloria's gonna come at you with a bat,
and that's when you pull out this!
Not a sparring sword,
a Jag-Jit-sword!
It's gonna help you look like a hero in front of Lex.
Sounds stupid.
You know what's not stupid? My sword skills.
Ikey-ya!
(Sonic amplifier fritzes)
(Grunts) What?
It's not my fault. I was demonstrating.
-Tell him, Gloria. -Jag-Jitsu teaches us
that a reckless demonstration is often necessary.
Fine. Love Sensei out.
-Gloria is out as well.
-You need to work on that.
(Upbeat music)
(Upbeat music)
(Sonic amplifier fritzes)
(Bees buzzing)
(Bees buzzing)
(Exhales)
(Bees buzzing)
(Milk carton whistles)
(Milk carton splats)
(Milk cartons splatting)
(Dramatic music)
(Sonic amplifier fritzes)
(Bees buzzing)
(Groans)
(Both scream)
-You're welcome.
It's me, your love sensei.
I saw the whole thing, but I waited 'til it was safe
til the bees were gone to say, "You're welcome!"
You look like a hero, just like I planned.
If you're not careful, I'm gonna stop helping you.
(Reggie barks)
You're so stupid!
She was gonna go with you, and you blew it.
Long enough to see science kid ruin his love sensei's plan.
It was perfect...
disguises, heroes,
recycling bins.
I don't who karma is...
but I'll see her coming with my Jaget-vision.
I see all angles at once...
left, right, up.
Oh, no...
(All scream)
Hey!
I did!
Okay. But if they still have that chocolate fountain at your dinner...
I'll go with you, Fisher.
Yeah, that was more of a Jaget thing, and I'm off the clock.
It's a recycling bin, but, yeah!
-All part of my plan!
Dentro de una misma calificación moral, “Todos los Públicos” por ejemplo, puede haber contenidos diseñados para niños de 4 años y otros para niños de 8. De la misma manera que todos los niños van a un mismo colegio, pero no tienen que entender las mismas asignaturas.
Con esta calificación buscamos agrupar contenidos de audiencias afines.
Según estos criterios, los contenidos de las plataformas digitales del canal Clan se clasifican en:
Clasificación del contenido audiovisual efectuada siguiendo la normativa vigente y el Código de Autorregulación sobre Contenidos Televisivos e Infancia.
Según estos criterios, los contenidos del canal Clan y sus plataformas digitales se califican en las siguientes categorías:
Clasificación del contenido audiovisual efectuada siguiendo la normativa vigente y el Código de Autorregulación sobre Contenidos Televisivos e Infancia.
Según estos criterios, los contenidos del canal Clan y sus plataformas digitales se califican en las siguientes categorías:
Clasificación del contenido audiovisual efectuada siguiendo la normativa vigente y el Código de Autorregulación sobre Contenidos Televisivos e Infancia.
Según estos criterios, los contenidos del canal Clan y sus plataformas digitales se califican en las siguientes categorías:
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Lex, Presley y Munchy se meten en un lío tras incendiar accidentalmente el barco de Tedward, el padre de Munchy, ¡que encima es el director de su instituto!
Lex, Presley y Munchy se meten en un lío tras incendiar accidentalmente el barco de Tedward, el padre de Munchy, ¡que encima es el director de su instituto! Tedward les impone un estricto plan de pagos para cubrir los daños, por lo que el grupo de amigos recurre a la ayuda de Fisher, el brillante hermano pequeño de Presley, y crean Kid-DING, una aplicación para encontrar pequeños trabajos y así poder recolectar el dinero que deben.
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