(Calm music)

Is my Smurfway fixed yet, Handy?

There. All done.

It's like, brand new.

- Thanks, Handy. - You're welcome.

I also made some improvements.

When you press the handle,

it compresses the spring and Smurfs more energy.

No need to explain.

I wrote the book on physics.

(Engine revving)

(SCREAMING) Aaahh!!

Wait. I forgot to fix the brakes.

(SCREAMING) Aaahh!!

(Animated music)

Sorry!

Me, I don't like being upside down.

(SCREAMING) Aaahh!!

(SCREAMING) Woahh!!

(SCREAMING) Blblblblbl! Oooohhh!

(SCREAMING) Blblblblbl!

(SCREAMING) Aaahh!!

(Crash)

(LAUGHS) Hehehe...

(EVIL LAUGH) Hahaha!

And now, Azrael,

the moment of my greatest diabolical triumph.

(Explosion)

This magic pill will turn me into a Smurf.

Yum!!

(Hiccups)

(Magical sound)

(EVIL LAUGH) Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Hehehe!

Meow hahaha!

Laugh now, but when I perfect this potion,

I will look and sound exactly like a Smurf.

Then, I'll infiltrate their village.

And they'll be all mine. Haha!

Gargamel, I don't believe it.

Are you still wasting your time trying to catch Smurfs?

How about you mind your own business, Mummy?

Oof!

How rude of you.

And to think I brought you back, Mister Hugglesbottom.

Oh!! You mended his paw!

- You can't sleep without it. - Gimme! Gimme!

You look atrocious in pink!

Change yourself back.

(Magical sound)

Much better.

Oh, my precious!

By the way, I'm out of fizzy owl's drool.

I'm going to borrow some of yours.

No, wait. I barely have any left.

That stuff is expensive.

(Crash)

Meow?

(Suspense music)

Meow...

(Animated music)

I have to warn Papa Smurf.

(Emergency bell)

- Quick! - What's going on?

What's caused the alarm?

Me, I don't like the alarm.

My dear Smurfs, thanks to Brainy,

we know that Gargamel is trying to turn into one of us.

This is an enormous threat to our safety.

Luckily, we have a plan.

Brainy, explain.

As Papa Smurf always says,

we are only as safe as we are careful.

Fortunately, thanks to my superior intellect

and my exhaustive and careful analysis of...

I don't understand a word you say.

Can't you speak simple, Smurf?

He's so boring!!

Quiet, please.

This is very important.

Yes! So, each of you needs to tell me your biggest secret.

I'll write it down in this book.

And when I ask you for your secret,

I can verify that it's really you, right?

I'm not telling you my biggest secret.

Me neither.

I assure you, there's no need to worry.

Your secrets will be safe with Brainy.

And a special security deputy.

Hey, it's Storm!

(Smurf chatter)

Me, I don't like being cool.

(Admiring sounds)

Okay. White caps, smurf to the right.

White pants, smurf to the left.

Mhm?

Storm, I'm running this show, huh?

You're my deputy. Remember?

About that... I was thinking Chief Deputy Sheriff.

Nobody fools the Storm.

And that goes for you too, bucko.

Did you have to call her?

What are you going to tell him?

- I don't know. - It's a secret.

Quiet at the back!

Okay. You.

Uh... Me?

Yeah. You first!

What's your secret?

I have a freckle on my smurf.

He has a freckle on his Smurf.

Next!

I have no Smurf.

He's got no Smurf.

Next!

My feet are a little smurfy...?

She's got smurfing feet.

- (BOTH GIGGLE) Hehehe... - Shhh!

Next!

I really love Smurfs.

I think he really loves Smurfs.

Next!

Sarsaparilla makes me smurf.

(HIDES HER LAUGH) Ghghhghg...

I keep a secret stash

of sarsaparilla candies just for me.

What?! Where?!

You have one secret. You don't get two.

Next...

How do I know my secret will be safe?

This book won't ever leave my hands.

(SINGSONG) Present!!

(LAUGHS) Hehehe!

It'll never leave your hands, huh?

Very clever, Jokey, but you still have to smurf us a secret.

Okay, fine.

Sometimes, I go smurf in Farmer's fields.

(BOTH YELL) You Smurf in Farmer's field?!

Holy slugs!

You what?!

That's disgusting.

No, it's not. Everybody does it.

It's totally natural. What do you think worms do?

- Eugh! - Ugh!!

Me, I don't like to smurf.

Present, guys?

Oh, no, thank you.

He probably smurfed in it.

(GROWLS)

You'll regret it.

(Music)

Oh, Azrael, I found the missing ingredient.

Now, it says I'm supposed to use the hair of a Smurf.

But an old piece of lettuce should do the trick.

Ha, ha.

Get ready, Azrael.

I'm an evil genius!!

(EVIL LAUGH) Hahahaha!

(Ominous music)

Time to catch some smurfs.

Yuuum!

(Mysterious music)

Meow?

(Chasing music)

- (SCREAMING) Aaaahh! Ahhh! - MEOW! MEEEOOW!

(SCREAMING) Aaaahh!

Hey, Gargi, I also need... Aah!

- (SCREAMING) Aaaahh! - MEOW!!

(Glass breaking)

(Chasing music)

Take that, you rotten fleabag!

- Scram!! - Meooooow!

Now, where's that filthy reptile?

Ooooh!!

And don't come back.

Ouch!

(SCARED) Oooohhh...

(Magical sound)

(Music)

(Calm music)

(HUMMING)

(Siren)

(Sirens and action music)

(Sirens)

You. Are you Gargamel?

Uh... No.

We'll see about that.

What's your secret?

(WHISHPERS)

All clear. Let's smurf.

(Sirens)

Over there!

Hey, you. What's your secret?

Me, I don't like secrets.

That is a secret.

(Sirens)

Identity check. What is your secret?

Identity check.

What is your secret?

(WHISTLING)

Identity check!!

What is your secret?

(WHISHPERS)

Hmmmm...

Gotcha!

Hiyaaa!

We have an intruder.

Whoo! Crisis averted.

He told me he liked to dress up as a Smurf.

But that's my secret.

Ha!! Nice try, Gargamel!

Uh, Storm... That is his secret. Look.

Mm hmm.

How am I supposed to read this chicken scrawl?

I'll have you know

Papa Smurf says I have excellent smurfmanship.

Oh, really? What about this?

Hefty burps, respectable soil on his puzzle to cook stranger.

What in Smurfdom does that mean?

It doesn't say that!

It's very easy to read.

Hefty rubs vegetable oil on his muscles to look stronger.

Let's see another one.

No. Give me back that book. I'm in charge here.

No, I'm the Chief Deputy Sheriff.

(Struggling noises)

Uh, my glasses...

Hey, Brainy, are you smurfing for this?

You should be more careful

because there are lots of secrets inside.

Thank you, Jokey. See you later.

Bye.

Now, for some fun. Hehehe!

(Theme song)

He he!

Aha!!

There goes one secret.

(LAUGHS) Hahaha!

And another one!

(LAUGHS) Hahaha!

You want more?

Hey, Scaredy, how's your Smurf?

(LAUGHS) Hahaha!

Clumsy likes to Smurf!!

(LAUGHS) Hahaha!

Hey, Vanity. How is your bad breath?

(LAUGHS) Hahaha!

Hey, that was supposed to be a secret.

Brainy!!!

Handy's got a freckle on his Smurf.

(LAUGHS) Hahaha!

Who told you that? Brainy

- 247, 200... - Hey, Hefty!

Try not to slip... With all that oil!!

(LAUGH) Hahaha!

(Clank)

Brainy and Storm are going to pay for this.

- No. Give me that book. - No, you give it to me.

- There they are!! - Yeah, let's smurf them!!

Brainy, Storm,

we have to talk to you about your not-so-secret book.

(Dramatic music)

How dare you? You told my secret!

- And mine too. - And mine.

You smurf the book to everyone.

What?

But the book never left my hands. Look!!

(Explosion)

Ahh! Jokey!

You were supposed to keep our secrets safe from everyone.

Hehe... Uh...

Maybe if I tell you my secret,

we can kind of call it even, right?

Hefty. This wasn't our fault. It was Jokey.

Who cares? You're responsible. Come on, guys.

I think it's time to smuuurf!!!

They're smurfing away!

Stooop!!

That's right. Run away.

Don't come back, you traitors.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

Let's wait here until they calm down.

But that could take forever.

They were really angry.

Well, I have a perfect place for you to stay.

(BOTH SCREAM) Aaaaahhh!!