P.I.N.Y.

Check me out, come get a better look (wow!)

There are lessons to learn, but not everything is in the book.

Rush rush you know we gotta fly,

we gotta shake shake it move it to the P.I.N.Y.

Summer is gone (now the summer's gone).

Days were so long (so many days long).

Now we are here (now that we are here).

This world is so clear!

I know that I'll be starting every day

with a smile on my face.

Come on let's Shake it GO! Come on let's make it GO

Say Hi to the P.I.N.Y.

Whatevs.

Exactly! My father said

"If you can't beat'em, hop in the Ferrari and join'em".

Your dad has a Ferrari?

Three. And actually they're my mom's.

That's a coink-i-dink.

My mother has four Ferraris.

And a Lambo for weekends and holidays.

What can I say. There's lots of money in mani-pedis.

Weekends and holidays?

How many nail salons does your mother own?

Fourteen. That's so bad-butt.

On the Upper West Side alone.

How many high-end Italian sports cars have your father?

Mimi!

Mimi!

Is the janitor shouting at you, Michelle?

(WHISTLES)

He must think she's someone else.

Her name's not Mimi dude.

(SCREAMS)

Well, that was weird.

Maybe he's lost his marbles.

Of course, you think any sane person would want to be a janitor?

There's nothing wrong about it!

It's good that you think so, sweetie because, with your talent,

you definitely want a backup plan.

(GIGGLES)

Clean up on aisle 4.

You got one thing right, Rita.

There's a whole lot of trash around here.

I definitely smell garbage.

Come on, we are gonna be late. The bell's gonna ring.

Dad? Dad?

There you are. Mimi.

Sorry, I gathered you don't want me to call you that.

Baby nickname embarrasses you?

Yes. No, I mean

that's not what embarrasses me.

What is it, then?

I'm what embarrasses you?

It's not that, dad. I just wanna be like everyone else.

And I'm the only one with my dad working here.

All right. I know it's hard starting at a new school

It'll be our little secret. I won't even look in your direction.

Thanks, Dad.

Yeah, our little secret.

No way! Way.

This is just the dirt that I needed on Michelle.

And very intended, so rip up her dreams

into a million little fabric swatches failure.

(Evil music)

That laugh is like nails on a chalkboard.

Mm?

What's wrong?

You're looking at that like it might bite you.

Ihate Burrito Day.

Why don't you just brown bag it?

Once Julia make fun of a kid for bringing his lunch.

She said only poor people do it.

What?!

Being poor isn't something a person should be ashamed of!

I have to tell you something.

Okay weirdo, what's up?

What if you don't want to be friends with me anymore?

Spit it out, girl.

We don't want friends who keeps secrets from us.

You know this morning when the janitor was calling out to Mimi?

Yeah. Well...

Mimi's me.

You've been pretending your name is Michelle?

No. I'm Michelle.

You have multiple personalities?

My given name is Michelle.

Mimi is my nickname. And the janitor...

is my dad.

Say hi P.I.N.Y.

I really hate burrito day.

Forget it, that's not important.

What's important is that you know we like you no matter what.

Something like your dad

(WHISPERS) being the janitor.

Doesn't matter to us! True that.

Why didn't you tell us in the before?

I guess it felt like every person at PINY

came from a rich family. Even you guys.

I wanted to fit in.

At least you get to see your dad.

Mine's always away on business.

You're right, I guess I am lucky.

But it's still a secret, okay?

Pinks?

(ALL) Pinks promise.

(Groans)

Yeah!

I know a secret.

Secret.

Stop trying to distract me it won't work.

I know your secret about your dear, sweet daddy.

And I'm going to tell every one about it.

(GASPS)

Michelle are you okay?

Just leave me alone, I need a minute.

Michelle?

I know your secret and I'm gonna tweet it to the entire school.

The entire country.

The entire universe.

If I've got reception.

(GASPS)

Fairchild.

You're just putting off the inevitable.

I have plenty of cell phones, Fairchild.

Why are you doing this?

One second I had my phone in my hand

and the next it was inpieces.

That's it Michelle, you're off court.

And that includes you too Julia.

No cell phones in my class.

(Sad music)

Hey, you ran off so quick after gym, you okay?

What's going on? I thought we agreed no more secrets.

And you have the right to blab my secret to Julia?

What? Lil, what's she talking about?

For once in my life, I have absolutely no idea.

Yeah, you have zero idea about betraying your friend

to...

(LAUGHS)

To her.

As entertaining as this little cat fight is.

I have to admit I'm a little insulted.

You think I'd have to get my intel

from Tweedledum and Tweedledumber?

Please, I have spies all over the school.

What else I've got?

Tweet, tweet little birdie.

(LAUGHS)

Listen up! I have something to say.

The guy who everyone just calls the janitor?

Well, he has a name.

And it's James. And he has a last name, too!

Fairchild, same as mine.

Know why? Cause he's my father and I'm proud that he is.

And not only is he the best dad in the world,

he's also the best janitor.

Any of you want to say something?

Thanks Sweetheart.

I'm sorry I doubted you guys even for a second.

Consider it already forgotten. On second thought

If you wouldn't mind loaning me that supercute blue halter top.

That would help it stay forgotten.

You lend me the top right?

You know I don't think anyone cared that my father is a janitor.

I mean nobody even...

You've been so brave revealing your humble origins.

My spies are watching you.

And I'm watching you.

Oops!

Shut up Dory.

My spies are watching you.

And I'm watching you.

Yeah. Totally.

There's something special about that new girl.

I'll say.

P.I.N.Y.

Step inside whatever you've got in mind.

If you can find the dream then we can find the time.

Shape shape twist and turn it all about.

Sophisticated simple that's P.I.N.Y.