# P.I.N.Y. #

# Check me out, Come get a better look (wow!) #

# There are lessons to learn #

# But not everything is in the book #

# Rush rush, you know we gotta fly #

# We gotta shake-shake move it to the P.I.N.Y. #

# Summer is gone (Now the summer's gone) #

# Days were so long (So many days long) #

# Now we are here (Now that we are here) #

# This world is so clear! #

# I know that I'll be starting every day #

# With a smile on my face #

# Come on let's shake it go! #

# Come on let's make it go! #

# Say "Hi!" to the P.I.N.Y. ##

I'm getting better at this, if I do say so myself,

and I really do say so myself.

Bling is back ladies and gentlemen!

And so are sky high heels.

Huh?

What the...?

Hey!

Whoa, little fella, your gorgeous, aren't you?

It's okay, I'm not gonna hurt you.

You're super fast.

(Bell rings)

(Laughs)

I have to go! Class in ten.

Bye bye, little lemur guy.

Hey, that rhymed

Huh?

(Upbeat music)

Ahhgggg....

Hey, what's everyone...?

Shhhhhh... He's feeding.

Ughh! Creepy drool.

Ughh...

I'm so sorry!

Huh?

Sorry? What?

Um... I bumped into you and your phone is... fried.

That's okay.

It's still working.

I think I ruined your phone there.

Yeah, Holopets are neat, aren't they?

Okay...

You guys, don't freak out, but the whole school's turned into zombies!

Mindless zombies, I'm freaking out!

OMG, calm down.

It's just the latest craze!

Stupidity? That's the latest craze?

Stupidity is so last season.

No, it's Holopets.

Holopets?

Downloadable virtual pets.

You can feed them.

And walk them.

And even clean their poop.

The pooping add-on costs extra.

Sounds... fun.

You have one, don't you?

We just downloaded ours.

Umm...

Yeah, Michelle, where's your Holopet?

I have the most exotic and beautiful hollow pet of them all.

The Golden Swan.

(All) Golden swan.

Um... okay.

Don't tell me you're the last one in school to get a Holopet!

It's the coolest app like ever!

Once you get it, randomly you get a Holopet

and some of them are very hard to get!

Even Dior has one.

(Upbeat music)

I have one!

Which one?

(All gasping and drooling)

Um... a... Lemur.

What's a Lemur?

-I've never seen a lemur.

-Me neither! -Can I get a lemur?

-Me too!

-They're harder to find.

-Does it have horns? -Or feathers?

-Or horns made of feathers?

-Can lemur's breathe fire?

-Lemurs can breathe fire!

Lemurs are sweet.

Kinda poofy... very cuddly.

They're like peanuts.

She's making it up.

Can we see it?

Yeah, Michelle. Let's see this alleged Lemur Holopet.

Make it breathe fire!

-I believe Michelle.

She wouldn't lie to us, would you?

Yeah, if she says she has it, she has it.

Oh, no, it's on my phone... in my locker.

Let me just go... get it.

(Upbeat music)

Look!

Owww!

(Upbeat music)

(Laughs)

Hmm...

Um, sorry, but nature calls...

I really gotta go. Excusez-moi.

What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?

What am I gonna do?

Hmm...

Hmm...

(Panting)

Do lemurs love?

-Can lemurs love?

(Twig snaps)

Um...

Huh...

It's Michelle!

Ahhhhh!!

Ughh...

(Panting)

App store... and I'll just download this before anyone sees me.

No signal! Darn you, 4G!

Service! Finally... download app.

Not enough space, must delete photos?

Yes, I have the app!

Which Holopet would I like to download?

L-E-M-U-R.

"No such Holopet exists!"

"What's a lemur?"

"Can it love?" Agh! Who designed this thing?

What am I gonna do?

Huh?

There she is.

-Show us the lemur!

-Is it true they like sandwiches?

Aaaaaaack!

(All) Show us the lemur!

(Panting)

Phew...

Tasha! Lilith! Thank goodness it's you!

Don't freak out, but the whole school is gone completely insane!

And I downloaded the app, but there's no lemur Holopet!

(Both drooling)

Oh, God, no! Not you too!

(All) Show us your Holopet!

-Show us your Holopet!

-Show us the lemur!

Show us the lemur!

(All) Lemur! Lemur! Lemur! Lemur!

Stop! I have something to tell you all...

I knew it!

Wait... what?

Is it moving?

What? No!

It's in your mind.

Huh?

Aha!

(Screams)

Ughh... Ohhh...

Ahh... It's you! What are you doing here?

That's not a holo-lemur...

No! It's a real lemur.

Ooooooh, a real lemur!

-Oooooh, it looks so soft.

-Does it spit fire?

No! Then what's the point?

Well, the point is it's...

(All gasp)

It's beautiful, a natural and real.

(All laughing)

Wait! Come back!

Hey little guy.

-You gotta say it right.

Hello, fella.

-You're cute.

-And soft...

But... look!

I just bought the pooping upgrade!

We can all clean some poop... doesn't that sound fun?

(Upbeat music)

# P.I.N.Y. #

# Step inside whatever you've got in mind #

# If you can find the dream then we can find the time #

# Shape shape twist and turn it all about #

# Sophisticated simple that's P.I.N.Y. #