Okay, we still have two minutes left!

Turn on the TV, I'll get the drinks!

Okay.

Dude, what are you doing? The remote's there.

The remote?

What is this, 1988?

I... I don't know... What do you mean...

I got this cool new app on my phone

that lets me control any TV with voice commands.

We don't have time for that!

Hey, what are you guys doing?

We're watching Dog Judge.

Oh, I wanna watch Dog Judge.

Yeah, every thinking person in America wants to watch Dog Judge.

Alright. Check this out.

Sync with Vogio TV.

(VOICE) "Unable to connect".

Argh!

Come on, we wanna watch Dog Judge! Just wait a sec.

(SLOW) Sync with Vogio TV.

(VOICE) "Connected". Yes, okay.

Now, turn TV on.

(VOICE) "I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Please, repeat instruction".

(GRUMBLING)

(SLOW) Turn TV on.

(VOICE) "Confirm password".

I put my password in yesterday!

I have to put my password in every time?

(VOICE) "Yes".

Okay.

Big Poppa Jasper Eighty-Four.

(VOICE) "Correct".

Ha! Turn on Dog Judge.

(VOICE) "Searching artichoke".

No!

(SIGHS)

(Dog barking on TV)

(TV) "Your honor, permission to approach the bench?".

(Dog barking)

-Hey, guys. (TV) "Your honor, the defense rests".

-Family meeting time. No, no, not now.

Dog Judge is ruling on a death penalty case.

(TV) "You can't convict me! I didn't do it!

How are you even a judge?"

(ALL) (LAUGH)

Oh, yeah! (LAUGHS)

Dad! -Dude!

-Family meeting time!

-We can't have a family meeting. Mom's in Detroit.

Oh, I'll fill in for your mom!

Gross!

Can I? -I don't care.

Oh.

-Okay, what's this about? -Okay.

Tomorrow, your Uncle Mark will be in town and he's coming for dinner.

-Oh, my God! Oh, no!

Uncle Hair Neck?

-You are not to call him Uncle Hair Neck!

-Why? You've seen his neck!

And that bush that grows from it!

-Alright! Mark is my stepbrother and therefore part of this family.

Dad, I don't even... Henry Quincy Hart.

Not my middle name.

Now you are to be here for dinner tomorrow night, at seven o'clock

and no one is to say anything about his neck bush when he is here.

(BOTH) Yeah, whatever.

It all just kind of happened.

My dad was an irresponsible scientist.

I wanted an afterschool job.

And by accident, he made me indestructible.

(YELLS)

I went into this crazy store and met a pretty interesting guy.

I'm gonna blow your mind.

Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview

who call me... And he turned out to be...

You know the name.

Captain Man! That's right, Henry.

In time I realized

that being a superhero was a lot to handle alone.

He wanted some help. I needed a sidekick.

I, Henry Hart...

...pledge to never ever ever tell anyone...

...that I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.

It is done. Now we blow bubbles.

And fight crime. Feels good.

(Opening theme)

Call it. Up the tube!

Oh, my boot! Ha!

(Heroic music)

Okay, Charlotte... if your attacker has a weapon,

you wanna confuse him with rapid hand movements.

Act like you're gonna blast me.

(GRUNTS)

Now, watch this...

(Funny music)

(Heroic music)

Alright, Charlotte, now, you try. No, thank you.

I don't need to know how to fight. Sure you do.

I'll teach you the yoink maneuver.

Try to knock me down.

Try to knock me down.

Come on, Charlotte. Come on, Charlotte.

Wait!

What was that? (LAUGHS) You got yoinked.

(ALL) (LAUGH)

Okay, I finished test firing all the rockets.

They all work. But now we need new rockets.

Bork, hit the showers.

(GRUNTS)

Hey! You pumped for the big fight tonight?

The big what?

The big fight on TV tonight.

Shelly Cratch against Carla Dexter?

Oh yeah! I totally forgot! Oh man, that fight is gonna be good.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dang it!

He blasted my "poopcorn"!

What are you upset about?

I gotta go home. My Uncle Hair Neck's in town,

so now I gotta be at the dumb, stupid family dinner!

No, no, no, no!

We have to watch the fight here together.

Yeah, I spent ninety-nine dollars on the pay-per-view!

Hey, everyone! I bet you didn't miss me!

(LAUGHS)

(ALL) What the...?

(ALL) How can...?

(ALL) He's...

(ALL) But are you...?

No, no, no, don't blast us! I'm the real me.

Then, who's that?

Gerta.

Your shapeshifting android girlfriend?

Yeah, look.

(Beeping)

-"Oonk-moonj, vookleevah".

Well, wait, where've you been?

-I went on vacation, to Turks and Caicos!

(LAUGHS) I've been gone three weeks!

Hey, I never said you could take a vacation.

You never said I could borrow your underwear but I did it too.

Wow, Schwoz... I had no idea this wasn't you.

That's because, before I left, I made Gerta even better.

Now she can assume the shape of any person in the world,

and nobody could tell it wasn't the real person.

Can you feel that?

Can you feel that?

-Can you feel that?

(ALL) (LAUGH)

Hey, Schwoz... could Gerta morph into Henry?

-Yeah, she can be anybody. Why?

Because... What if fake Henry goes to your family dinner tonight...

while real Henry hangs here with us and watches the Cratch-Dexter fight?

Love it.

Hey, I thought of it.

Don't point at him and say: "Love it!"

Schwoz, turn Gerta into Henry.

Easy schleezy.

(Beeping)

(Tension music)

(ALL) Wow...

But wait... how do you get her to act like Henry?

When I scanned Henry's body, it also scans his brain waves.

Ah... so that fake Henry will react and respond

like real Henry would? Sure.

Okay, okay, let's test this thing out. Alright.

(CLEARS THROAT)

"'Sup". -"'Sup".

Oh my...

(LAUGHS)

Okay, okay.

Erm... How you feeling? Feeling good.

Eh... I see it. Okay, okay.

What's your favorite color? Red.

Favorite food? Pizza.

Topping? Roni.

Whoa! I also shorten the word "pepperoni" by only saying "roni"!

Oh, okay, here's a hard one.

What crazy thing happened to me at camp when I was nine?

When you threw up in a canoe and didn't want anyone to know

so you told everyone it was Jasper's vomit?

I'm the only one who knows that! Oh, my God!

Great, so you just stay here and... Send Gerta to your house for dinner!

Love it. Oh, come on!

-Okay, Gerta, you go to Henry's house.

But afterwards come right home.

Wait.

-What?

Nothing... You're just...

You're really good-looking.

I know. Yeah.

(Beeping)

Up the tube.

That's what I say!

-Eventually it grew back so... -Yeah, it grew back.

But I didn't think it would.

-Oh, those were the days. -Hey, there's my boy.

Henry, look, it's your Uncle Mark.

(Intrigue music)

- Hey, there, Uncle Mark.

-Henry Hart, holy geez, look how tall you got!

Knock, knock, who's there, puberty!

(MARK) (LAUGHS)

Whabam!

You feel like you're made of iron!

-Actually, I'm made of a liquid metal alloy

over 400 times stronger than iron.

(LAUGHS)

I hope you three handsome men are hungry!

Dinner will be ready in five minutes!

-(SAD) Hi...

-Ah, finally, there's Piper. -Yeah, here's me.

-Hey, Piper, I brought you a present! -Ah, that's okay...

-Guess what it is! -I don't...

-It's a free ticket to Uncle Mark's merry-go-round!

-No, please!

Okay, I don't like this. All right. That's enough.

This is making me dizzy. I'm not kidding.

(MARK) (SINGING) -Please put me down!

(MARK) (LAUGHS)

(Beeping)

Oh! Henry? Do me a favor and take the turkey out of the oven.

-Sure thing.

-Piper, why don't you tell Uncle Mark

how you got all A's and B's last semester?

-I got all A's and B's last semester.

(Tension music)

No, Henry! You gotta use potholders!

-Oh, uh...

It's not that hot.

But it's been in the oven at 400 degrees for three hours!

Cool.

(YELLS)

(Dramatic music)

(Heroic music)

(TV) "Carla Dexter, looking better than she's ever looked in her career.

-True but the question is:

can anyone defeat the fighting machine that is Shelly Cratch?

-The only way to know is to find out".

What's wrong with the TV? Ah, it's been doing that all day.

Schwoz, can't you fix the picture? Let me see.

So Henry, who do you think is going to win the fight?

Oh, man...

I gotta go with Dexter. Ah, come on, dude. No.

Okay, I fixed the picture!

Woo! Come on you guys, the fight's about to start!

Alright. (HENRY AND RAY) (LAUGH)

Hey, when did we get these new glasses?

Oh, I picked these up at Sassy Glasses last weekend.

Ah...

Cool blue color. Yeah. Actually, they're cobalt...

Cobalt is just a shade of blue.

Not exactly. Okay...

Anyway, it's not even cobalt, it's more of a royal blue.

No, it's not royal.

(TV) "Fighter on the left, are you ready? Ready on the right?"

Come on, Shelly! You can do it, Carla.

This glass is royal blue. It's cobalt!

(TV) "And fight!" It's royal blue.

(HENRY AND RAY) (TALKING AT THE SAME TIME)

If anything it's a midnight... Midnight blue?

(SCHWOZ AND CHARLOTTE) (CHEERING)

(ARGUING)

(YELLS) Yeah! She did it!

(GRUNTS)

Wait, what happened? Did the fight start?

Yeah, and it's over!

It was the most incredible fight I've ever seen!

(BOTH) What?

Play it back! Play it back! Play it back!

Okay, calm down, I'll play it back!

Ah, dang it, the picture's out again.

(BOTH) Oh, no!

Man, that was a fight I'll never forget.

It was glorious. Oh, be quiet, Schwoz!

You're still a weirdo.

Man! I can't believe I missed the fight!

I sent that stupid robot to my house for nothing!

Hey, don't talk about Gerta that way. She's my woman.

Maybe you should go home, and send her back.

Yeah, and hurry, I want to celebrate with her!

Hey... When did we get these royal blue glasses?

Ha! Dang it, Charlotte!

(Lively music)

Hey. "'Sup"?

This.

Hello, Henry.

Hey. So, I'm back,

and Schwoz wants you, so you should go on back to the Man Cave.

Why Schwoz want me?

I don't know... I guess you're his girlfriend...

Here, just...

Go out this window, and then climb down this tree.

What if I am scared to go out window?

It's easy. You just take a little jump to this big tree...

(YELLS)

(GERTA'S VOICE) "Klootz M'gooooonta".

(HENRY'S VOICE) (CLEARS THROAT)

I look good.

(Tension music)

Stupid Gerta... Pushing me out my own window...

(Watch beeping)

Come on, come on, Ray, answer.

Ray.

Hola, Henry, look,

I'm drinking out of my cobalt blue glass.

Forget about the glass! Where's Schwoz?

Here, why? Because...

Gerta just threw me out my window

so now, I need you, Charlotte and Schwoz

to come here and get her out of my house.

What color is this glass?

What?

Admit that this glass is cobalt,

maybe we'll come help you.

It's cobalt. I'm sorry, what is it?

It's cobalt! It's, cobalt, cobalt, cobalt, it's a cobalt blue glass!

Yeah, I know.

What?

So... how's that turkey?

-Eh... I've had better.

-Aw, man, there's a fly on the corn bread.

Where's the fly swatter?

-No worries. I got it.

(BREATHES IN)

What?

You just mouth-vacuumed that fly and swallowed it whole.

-That's disgusting.

-Oh, sorry.

(Buzzing)

Hey, everybody. (ALL) Hey, Charlotte.

Hey, I'm really sorry to interrupt your dinner, but this is important.

Henry, can I talk to you upstairs?

-Oh, sure, one sec.

-Guess what. -What?

-(YELLS) -(YELLS)

-(LAUGHS)

-I just don't understand why Gerta would throw you out the window.

Maybe Henry made her mad? No, no, no, no.

I programmed Gerta to be my girlfriend and love me.

She has no other emotions.

Well, can you program her to leave my house?

Because I'd really like her to leave my house.

Okay, here's Gerta, you asked me to get her, so I got her,

and now, I have homework to do, so out the window I go.

Bye.

(Tension music)

Gerta, baby.

Why did you throw Henry out the window?

Did he try something?

Uh... no!

-Schwoz,

look, this isn't easy to say...

-Sweetheart... I made you.

You can tell me anything.

-You're very special. You're a lovely man.

And I do love you... so much.

Okay, this is so weird. (HUSHES)

This is a touching moment between a man and his android.

-Baby, I don't understand what you're trying to tell me.

-I'm saying...

that I love you...

but I'm not in love with you.

Oh!

Ouch.

I... I feel human now.

And... when we cuddle... Okay! Alright, okay, come on!

If you are gonna keep talking like this

can you please turn Gerta into her normal self?

Thank you.

I don't want to be your Gerta anymore.

I need to be free.

-I understand.

-Thank you, my Schwoz.

-Okay. I will click this remote now.

But you, my Gerta,

you may choose any form you wish to become.

Are you ready?

(Tension music)

(Squawking)

Whoa...

Man, that's a good-looking bird.

Dude, she like just broke with up me.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

(Squawking)

-I will always love you too, Gerta-Bird.

(Romantic music)

Woah, look at her fly. Yeah...

(Romantic music)

Hey!

She just pooped on my bike!

Ah...

that's my Gerta.

(Closing theme)