(PHONE) "Uh, I'm sorry, let me put you on hold again".

-No! No, do not put me on hold again!

I wanna talk to your supervisor!

(PHONE) "One moment, please.". -No, no, but I just...

(Dead tone)

-Who's she upset with now?

-Zapathon. She ordered something and they sent her the wrong thing.

-"Hi, this is Lisa, what seems to be the problem?"

-The problem is, I ordered a pink furry phone case!

And you people sent me a spray-tan gun!

-"Okay, please, read me the serial number,

located on the bottom of the item".

-Wait a sec while I get it out of the stupid box.

-Happy anniversary. -Oh, baby!

-Okay. The serial number is:

939 734 11785.

"Okay perfect, that is the correct serial number.

Anything else I can help you with?"

-Yeah! I didn't order the spray-tan gun!

-"One moment". -No, no, do not put me on...

(Dead tone)

-Wow... it's a flashlight. -Yeah! Look... See how bright it is?

-Oh!

Yeah, it's really bright.

-And it's rechargeable, and waterproof...

And I should go get you a better gift.

-Hurry.

-"Hi, I'm back". -Good, what'd you find out?

"Nothing, I just had to blow my nose".

-Argh! Well, what are we gonna do about this spray-tan gun?

-"Is it broken?"

-No! I mean, I don’t know.

I don’t even know how to use...

No, it's not broken.

(Heroic music)

-Why are you up on that ladder?

-Throwing darts at our ceiling?

-Some kid let a balloon float up there, and I mean to get it down.

-Well... Isn't there a safer way to get a balloon down?

-Hey, I don't tell you how to be a snotty kid.

(CHARLOTTE AND JASPER) (ARGUING)

Oh, what's up, peoples?

(UNISON) Hey, Henry.

Are you doing anything after school? Yep.

I'm working on my black belt.

Your black belt? I didn't know you took karate.

I'm not.

I'm taking a belt-making class.

All I have left to do is punch the holes and add the buckle.

Yeah...

Wow. You know, I bet Charlotte would love a new hand-made belt.

And you'd lose that bet.

I'll totally make you a belt! No, no, I have plenty.

I just gotta measure your waist. Uh, I don't want you to meas...

No, seriously, stop.

Let's see how big around you are...

Okay, no girl would like this.

There! I'm gonna make you a new belt

with a giant flower buckle on it that says "girl power"!

No, no, no. There's no need. Wow, nice.

Hee, hee.

Yeah, you think you're real cute.

Well, maybe I'll tell that girl, Amy, in science class

that you have a crush on her,

and then maybe she'll make you a necklace...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. What?

Someone put this note in my locker.

Well, what's it say? It says:

"I know your secret.

I know what you did on Wednesday night".

(Suspense music)

What secret?

I only have one secret.

That I'm Kid Danger.

Oh, oh...

Yeah... Oh, wait. What was I doing on Wednesday night?

Uh...

Oh! You stopped those three armed men from robbing the supermarket.

No, we never fought any guys with three arms.

No! Three men who were armed.

Oh, yeah... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then that proves that whoever wrote this note

knows I'm Kid Danger.

Whoa, this is bad. This is bad. Real bad.

We gotta tell Ray that someone knows my secret identity.

-Ush!

-(YELLS)

Who dropped a dart in my flesh?

(YELLS)

Can somebody come pull this out of me?

I gotta go... We have to go...

It just kind of happened.

My dad was an irresponsible scientist.

I wanted an after-school job.

And by accident he made me indestructible.

(YELLS)

I went into this crazy store and met a pretty interesting guy.

I'm gonna blow your mind.

Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview

who call me... And he turned out to be...

You know the name.

Captain Man! That's right, Henry.

In time I realized

that being a superhero was a lot to handle alone.

He needed some help. I needed a sidekick.

I, Henry Hart...

...pledge to never ever ever tell anyone...

...that I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.

It is done. Now we blow bubbles.

And fight crime. Feels good.

(Opening theme)

Call it. Up the tube!

Oh, my boot! Ha!

(Heroic music)

(Beeping)

You're a hundred percent sure you didn't tell anyone?

I told nobody. Well...

Did you send any emails, or text messages

mentioning you're Kid Danger?

Oh, wait, no, yeah.

Last week I did stand on my roof naked

and yelled: "Hey, everybody! Look at me!

I'm Henry Hart and Kid Danger!"

You did that naked? No, I didn't do it at all!

Oh, you're joking. Yeah...

This is joke time for you?

Okay, I'm sorry... Are you... Are you Jimmy Fallon?

Hey, later on, are you going to get some tacos with QuestLove?

I don't know why you're mad at me.

If anyone knows you're Kid Danger, they can follow and come here,

and figure out that I'm Captain Man!

Oh, so this is all about you? No!

It's mostly about me.

Ah! I got it! I got something!

What did you find? Yeah, what did you find?

I scanned the note with this bio-metric particle scanner...

Right. Right.

Now... you see...

On this note I found some DNI.

D-gen eyes?

DNA. Ah!

And... The person who created this note is...

Henry Hart?

What?

Dude! Of course my DNA is on the note!

I brought it here! It was in my hands!

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

(Spraying)

Oh... oh...

What is going on?

Oh, yeah!

I'm ready for Hollywood!

-Mrs. Hendricks, you're up. Get in the tent and take your robe off.

-Oh, I will!

Okay, Piper, what's happening in our house?

-I'm giving people spray tans.

Why?

-Because most spray tan places charge fifty bucks.

-Piper does it for twenty. -That's right.

Mom, dad, are you really gonna...?

What are you wearing?

-Oh, it's our anniversary, so we're wearing the same clothes

we wore on our first date.

-It was my idea. Yeah, I figured.

Are seriously letting Piper run a tanning salon here?

-Sure, why not? -It keeps her from screaming at us.

(Romantic music playing)

(Spraying)

-Oh, wow!

If this doesn't get my husband to forget about his toy trains

I don't know what will!

-Yeah, he's a lucky man.

Okay, I got a ton of homework to do. Yeah, I know, me too.

Oh! And remember, stay on guard.

You don't know who knows that you're Kid Danger.

Right.

Hey, can I have a sip of that? No.

(Romantic music playing)

(Tension music)

That's right, Henry. I know.

(Broken glass)

Uh...

Di... you... Uh...

You know you're not saying actual words.

So...

you left the note in my locker.

Uh-huh, because...

I know your secret.

Oh, man...

Come on, Hen... how long did you think

you could keep that secret from your best friend?

Oh, Charlotte knows. I meant me!

Right, right, I... didn't mean... Wait. Charlotte knows?

Okay, look.

You can't tell anyone about this... ever.

As my friend, you gotta promise

never to tell anyone.

Uh, if we're such good friends,

how come I had to find out the truth about you in the streets?

Because...

Uh... I... Di... Uh...

Still not words. Ah!

It's even on my hands!

-Okay, if you're waiting to be spray-tanned,

hang out in the couch area.

If you've already been spray-tanned,

wait on the stairs over there until you dry out.

Hey, what's that? Just lemonade.

Oh, perfect!

So... don't you love how busted Henry is?

What do you mean?

Jasper found out! You know... Henry's secret?

Wait! You know about it? Sure.

How? Jasper told me.

Henry should have waited for Jasper to go see that movie.

Whoa, wait, wait... what movie?

Henry promised Jasper that he'd see

Galaxy Wars Ten with him on Saturday night.

Yeah...?

But my mom was dying to see it on opening night,

so she took Henry with her to see it on Wednesday

And then, Jasper found out.

And Jasper thinks that's Henry's secret?

That he saw Galaxy Wars Ten without him?

Yeah, why? What other secret does Henry have?

I don’t know, none, nothing, I don’t know, what?

I would have told you, but... I don't need to hear excuses.

No, I just need you to understand...

(Watch beeping)

Well...

I guess I don't need to hide this anymore.

Hey, it's me.

Hey, Kid, we have a little emergency.

Yeah, no kidding.

It looks like the Malachi Brothers broke out of jail,

and they head for the demolition derby.

Okay. Meet you at the Man Cave?

Nah, I'll jump in the Man Copter and pick you up on the way.

Copy that.

That was Captain Man!

As a hologram!

Calling you!

Yeah.

So Jasper left the note in Henry's locker.

Aha. Oh man, I gotta go tell Henry!

Wait! What?

I'm done with this glass.

Henry!

But I still don't understand how you were talking

to a hologram of Captain Man on your own watch.

Yeah, I don't know how it works. You'd have to ask Schwoz.

What's a Schwoz?

Wait, what's that?

I'm gonna blow a bubble. You're gonna blow a bubble?

I'm gonna blow your mind.

(Heroic music)

How do I look? Good?

Jasper left the note!

I know.

But... Hi, Jasper.

Why is Jasper's mouth hanging open?

And why are you dressed like that in front of Jasper?

You're Kid Danger!

Yeah...

You knew that, you were the one who... Uh.

Jasper fell asleep.

No, he fainted!

Why?

He didn't know that you're Kid Danger!

He thought your secret was that you saw

Galaxy Wars Ten without him!

How did he find that out? Who cares?

You just showed Jasper that you're Kid Danger!

Ah, geez!

What are we gonna do? I don’t...

(Watch beeping)

It's Ray! I know it's Ray.

Hey... Hey, it's me, Ray.

I know it's Ray.

The cops captured the Malachi Brothers, so...

there's no more emergency.

Eh... Maybe there is.

What does that mean?

Just... you better come over here.

And bring the memory wiper!

(MOANS)

So... you ready for your anniversary present?

-Right here?

-Yeah, but it's in the garage. I'll go get it.

-Okay people, I'm gonna take a quick bathroom break.

(ALL) Oh...

-Hey, how's it going?

-Hold this, would you?

-Sure.

(Doorbell rings)

I'll get that.

Oh... Hello!

Are you here for a tan?

-No!

Are you running an illegal tanning salon here?

-No, oh, no!

-Well you just offered me a tan.

And you're holding a spray-tan gun.

And your house is full of people with fake tans.

-What do you mean?

-I mean it's illegal to run a tanning salon without a license.

-Am I under arrest? -Yeah.

-Alright.

-Today's my wedding anniversary. -Happy anniversary.

(ALL) (ARGUING AND YELLING)

Hey! Jasper's regaining consciousness.

(Melancholic music)

Look...

It's just way too dangerous to let anyone else know who we are,

or where the Man Cave is.

And that means...

We have to erase Jasper's memory.

But... when you zap someone's brain with that thing...

doesn't it erase all their memories?

Well, not all.

I mean, he'll still remember how to...

breathe... and eat... and that's about it.

(MOANS)

Hey, can I...

Can I at least have a few minutes alone with him, before you...

you know, wipe his brain?

(SOFT) I mean...

We've been friends ever since we were five.

(Melancholic music)

Yeah, sure thing, Kid. Thank you.

Where do you want us to go?

The closet? You want us to...?

Come on, there you go.

(MOANS)

(MOANS)

What happened?

I...

I zapped you... Accidentally.

(Intrigue music)

Wow!

I can't believe this!

My best friend is Kid Danger.

Dude...

Listen, I wanted to tell you,

a long time ago, but...

I took an oath.

I totally get it.

Thanks.

And, you know, it's...

(WHISPERING) Give me a minute. Hurry up.

Who...? Eh...

Hey!

Remember this?

Sure!

You and me at Camp Tomahawk. Yeah.

We were cute, huh?

Hey, remember that time at the archery range?

When Billy Brody started beating me up, and...

you jumped in to help me?

Yeah, and then, we both got beaten up.

(SIGHS)

I'll never forget that.

Well...

You've always been a good friend to me...

Kid Danger.

I'm proud of you.

(Melancholic music)

That's it. Ray, Charlotte, get out here.

Oh, oh, Captain Man!

Wow, he's right here in your room.

I'm here too. Yeah, aha.

We're not doing this. We have to do it.

No. I'm not letting you erase Jasper's brain.

Uh, what? Don't worry about it.

He could tell anyone even if he doesn't mean to!

I'll never tell anybody!

Oh, really?

What if some big bad evil criminal

captures you and threatens to cut all your toes off

if you don't tell them what you know!

I'd tell him everything I know. Dude!

My toes! What am I without my toes?

Henry, he's a security risk. We leave Jasper the way he is...

or else...

I can't be Kid Danger anymore.

Henry...

You're not gonna quit. I don't wanna quit.

But...

If you're gonna erase all the memories

from my oldest friend's brain...

then...

I don't want this anymore.

(Melancholic music)

Ah... put that back in your pants.

Wait, does that mean you're...? Yes, yes, yes.

Jasper can keep his stupid brain the way it is.

Really? Yes, I've said yes five times now.

Wow, this is amazing!

Uh, just take it easy.

And I can even help you guys fight bad guys and stuff!

(ALL) Uh... That's not a good idea...

Come on, it's my dream.

Oh, sorry.

I just got a tan downstairs and I was looking for the bathroom...

Wow!

Captain Man!

And Kid Danger without his mask!

You're Piper's brother! Oh... Well...

Wait until I tell everyone I know!

You gonna whine about this one? Nah, do it.

Hey, what's your name?

(MUMBLES)

Alright, Jasper,

you really wanna help us out? Sure!

Take him out the window and leave him on the sidewalk.

Aye, aye, Captain Man!

(Closing theme)